davidcook

Edit: Damn! Every time I thought about doing this poll, the first option was always going to be "I don't eat meat, you insensitive clod!" ... every time until I actually sat down and wrote it. Feel free to comment appropriately :)

[Poll #819096]

(I've been meaning to post this for ages, then finally got motivated after kabukivice mentioned cooking setting off smoke alarms and some comments which followed.)